| me after running for one minute: | i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing |
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
(via windownagger)
(Source: whoyouseeisntme, via malefiscent)
Oh, so the Blackfish sings, right?
Why not the Whitefish? WHY NOT THE WHITEFISH DISNEY?
(Source: anightmarefantasmic, via savemeforthedamned)
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because no one will take me to funkytown
(via clarissa-dalloway)
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I think I am going to start handing out hand jobs and blowies for $20-$40 a pop at Applebee’s.
Tired of living this broke bitch life.
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id give anything not to go to the gyno in the morning omg
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boO0oOooO0red. Kill me 🔫 (Taken with instagram)
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humping Tyler
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I didn’t know that Daphnee Ward was really DaphneeMarie. Kinda funny that she’s Tumblr Famous and I never even knew it and...
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studies show there have been 2840 posts about people thinking LGBT was a sandwich
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I’m enjoying some coffee and gritts with my oh so amazing boyfriend and it is quite lovely, heh.
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